A British friend tells me that their (our) flag has been changed.

My friend writes:

We have all the same problems here that you have in Australia. Whatever happened to the politicians that were proud of their country and did what they thought was right for the people?

New Government Seal:

Official Announcement:

The British government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Flag to a CONDOM Because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.